Things That Work When You're Two

• Introducing yourself by showing people your belly.
• Introducing yourself by showing people your underwear.
• Saying "I'm poopy" gets you out of going to bed.
• Not eating lettuce because "it's too spicy", as is apple juice when what you want is lemonade.
  
• Eating Flamin' Hot Lay's Potato Chips because "it's good!"
• Having the courage of your convictions when faced with improper underwear choices. Spider Man works better than The Hulk.
• Saying "I want to go eat with the People" is not taken as a Marxist declaration about breaking bread with the proletariat. It means you want to go to Chipotle.
• Knowing full well that the proper name for baked and frosted confections is "birthday cake," regardless of the occasion.
• You thank the dog after giving him kibble. Hey, someone has to say thank you.
• One of the funniest jokes in the world is having your best friend in the car with you in his own car seat.
• Song lyrics are fluid things. This may be genetic, as Lorraine also suffers from this condition: "Hush Little Baby" does not contain an offer of "Schnauzer pie."
  

Potty Training: Lessons learned.

• If you have to have your shoes washed, you're not doing it right.
• Washing shoes in the washing machine more than twice makes the lights on them stop working.
• If you're only 3ft tall, you shouldn't try to pee standing up.
• If you have to stretch your penis with both hands so that it's "above" the toilet, you shouldn't pee standing up.
• People who don't have a toddler don't understand the phrase "pee pee car".
• People will eventually stop cheering when you fart on the potty.

Boys will be boys

Mckay and Ewan are finally old enough to appreciate each other.


Watch out world.

Mr Bubble

"Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty."

Okay, I admit it: the sole purpose of this post is to upload a picture.

An easier way to stay in touch

Since keeping TMFP up to date was taking many hours of our little down time we dropped it about a year ago. Due to many complaints, we have been trying to figure out an easier way to share the joy (?) of our lives with you.

Let's see if this works. At the very least, Dan might help with postings this time. :)