Potty Training: Lessons learned.

• If you have to have your shoes washed, you're not doing it right.
• Washing shoes in the washing machine more than twice makes the lights on them stop working.
• If you're only 3ft tall, you shouldn't try to pee standing up.
• If you have to stretch your penis with both hands so that it's "above" the toilet, you shouldn't pee standing up.
• People who don't have a toddler don't understand the phrase "pee pee car".
• People will eventually stop cheering when you fart on the potty.