Fly on the Wall

If you're in the right place at the right time in this house, you can overhear the most interesting snippets of conversation.

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M: Mummy, you have nice boobs.
L: Uhh, thank you, honey.
M: They're very strong.

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M: I don't WANNA have lights off!
L: Do you want me to tuck you in and sing you Hush Little Baby?
M: Yeah.
L: Okay. You have to lie down for me to tuck you in.
M: (lies down, then points at Lorraine) Start the hush.

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M: I like the waffle maker.
L: Oh, I'm glad.
M: It's like the computer.
L: (a few puzzled seconds of silence) Oh! You mean like a laptop. Yes, it is like a computer.